St. Patrick’s Day is synonymous with green beer (more on that later) and drunken debauchery till the wee hours of the morning. Nothing ruins my night quicker than drunken fools slurring words, yelling, and spilling drinks on others. Let’s be honest, it’s much more fun to be the drunken fool, than to watch the drunken fool. So, how to tolerate the craziness? Three ways: (1) don’t participate, (2) kind-of participate, or (3) relish being the fool (drunken or not). No matter your preference, we’ve got you covered.